An Important Announcement

We bring you a very important bulletin. An unidentified animal has been sighted sleeping in Mabel's car seat. Eyewitness accounts vary; Fox News is reporting the intruder was a hog or pig, while other observers maintain the creature was more cat-like. A small amount of material evidence, which sources say may be fur, was collected at the scene by local authorities and dispatched for further analysis. Mabel herself was not at the scene at the time of the incident, and there are conflicting reports about Mabel's current awareness level of the situation.

It is unknown at this time if today's intrusion is related to the recent wave of feral cat invasions in Badger Park, Peshtigo, but it is believed that local investigators have been in close contact with legendary Marinette County varmint trapper, Grandpa Dick.



Authorities have released these images of the creature. If you should happen to cross its path, please flee the scene immediately and call the operator. Since the identity of the creature is still unknown, it is necessary that one assumes the animal is rabid and/or dangerous.

The creature was last seen in the vicinity of her bowl.